A traveler once was stopped by a highway robber who demanded his money bag at gunpoint. "I'll give you my money!" said the traveler "But please, If I come home empty-handed, my wife will never believe that I was robbed, and will accuse me of having squandered the money on gambling or liquor, and she will beat me mercilessly. Please, do me the favor of firing several bullets through my hat, so I can prove to her that I was held up."
The robber saw no reason not to comply and shot several times through the man's hat.
"Thank you so much," the traveler said. "But you don't know my wife. She will say I punctured the hat and that these were not bullet holes at all. Here, take my coat and shoot several bullets through it at close range, leaving the powder marks. That will convince her for sure."
When the traveler saw that the last pull of the trigger hit an empty chamber, he pounced on the robber, knocking him to the ground, retrieved his money bag and fled.
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Dota 6.68 new features!
There will be a huge change in imbalance of hero and items, so if you happen to saw that an item or a hero is way too gay, go to http://www.playdota.com/forums/blogs/icefrog/ and post your comments and icefrog will take your feedback and put into consideration.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
A.Hitler FTW!!!!
FAQs
Q:He is a son of a legimate son(Hitler was the 3rd son of the third marriage of a minor Austrian customs official who had been born illegitimate)
A:So what?So you telling me 1/4 of the world supposed to be dead?
Q:He killed millions of jews
A:Dude count how many small livning things, you have kill or hurt?Nobody in this world is prefect, so don't be a whiner.
Q:It was Gustav Stresemann who make the Germany ecnomically strong, not some badass like A.Hitler
A:Obvouisly you have no brains at all, if Stresemann is so good, he would have been popular and been made the leader of germany instead of people supporting A.Hitler
Q:Well Hitler use terror againist the people to gain their support
A:Don't tell me you have not use terror against other people to get what you want, even Singapore government uses terror against us.
Q:What kind of terror did the governement use?We all are sufficent enough
A:You can go suck your mama milk, is caning not a form of terror?, is death sentence not a terror?The most terrifying of all is when there is election coming, suddenly your house door being knocked and you open the door and see our PM holding a present with a 'WARM' smile at his face.
Q:Then tell me what good qualities he have
A:Better then you, he was a brave soldier before his regin, and won 6 medals for the bravery awards, during the surronding of Berlin he did not fled when he realise Stenier forces did not follow order and the war is turning against them, he wanted to lead his people and fight to the death instead of being a coward, he also have the pride to commit suicide and ask his soliders to burn it so he will not be tormented and not able to rest in peace.
Genesis A.D
Gotten news today from my hotmail, i have been picked for the betatest!!!!!!woot can wait for the download bar to end!!Here some screenshot.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Poor zhi hong
aw i spread my cold virus to him and he got it and cnt come to sch.Wonder wat will happen to me after he get well???????Ppl try to guess win got prize XD
My 'motto' -.-
Today the gre8 jr went to announce to the class ky motto is 'nvr hit girls' of course i feel insulted and tap LIGHTY on one of the girls in our class shoulder i ended up being having a sore back.Haiz life sux when u cant hit girls-.-
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